107. Control

The government is controlling me! I should have suspected it before. Of course they would go after someone with substantial power. Say, America’s greatest up and coming horror novelist with fans across the globe. I can influence mankind with the written word, as demonstrated in my ability to send adults to the safety of under their beds. I’m beginning to act out of the norm. Why, just an hour ago, I was hiding behind the television set in the hotel because I thought the government couldn’t see me there.