64. Sticky Situation

The morning began with a shower. Not an expected shower, mind you. The kind you get when you’re standing at the bathroom sink and casually turn it on, not realizing that someone, who had asked to use your toilet the previous night before going to his own room for sleep, had shoved a wad of chewing gum up the faucet nozzle. Not Burbank’s most clever or destructive trick, but I’ll give him seven out of ten for catching me unawares.