The man I’d gobbed on was a very large white bloke with a string of tattoos down his arms. Basically, he was Mister Clean, and I suddenly felt like he was going to shove a broomstick up my arse.
Because my apologies came out as drivel, Burbank had to step in and sort things out. Unfortunately, Mr. C had eleven of his baldheaded tattooed mates with them, and they were all standing up as well. Burbank said some very nice things to the neo-Nazis, as they probably were, but one of them decked him in the face.
I dove under the table, but two blokes swept me up and out like a swing. I kicked out my feet which were no longer touching the ground and accidentally nailed one of them in the face. I got a chipped tooth for that. Burbank beat one of these lads to a pulp, but got fairly dented up himself.
The next thing I knew, the pub was full of police putting everyone in handcuffs, Burbank and I included on the jail roster.
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Hi, I'm Burbank, Milo H. Tomb's unofficial publicist and best friend. We're on tour this summer, so I'm keeping this blog for Milo (from his point of view) so you all can keep up with what he's doing. If you read this blog, please pass it on to your friends, link us on your website, blog, or facebook. Most importantly, don't forget to leave a comment and join in the discussion! You don't need an account to leave a comment.
Tour
6/8 London 7pm
6/9 London 4pm
6/11 Cardiff 7pm
6/14 Brussels 7pm
6/15 Paris 9pm
6/17 Lyon 1pm
6/18 Monaco 7pm
6/21 Barcelona noon
6/22 Florence 9pm
6/23 Rome 7pm
6/25 Venice 3pm
6/26 Frankfort 7pm
6/29 Dublin 9pm
6/30 Cork 8pm
6/9 London 4pm
6/11 Cardiff 7pm
6/14 Brussels 7pm
6/15 Paris 9pm
6/17 Lyon 1pm
6/18 Monaco 7pm
6/21 Barcelona noon
6/22 Florence 9pm
6/23 Rome 7pm
6/25 Venice 3pm
6/26 Frankfort 7pm
6/29 Dublin 9pm
6/30 Cork 8pm
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