6/30/10

154. Things Milo Notices

While I was busy collapsing into bed with a swimmy head, Burbank consulted Lenore in the next room. I passed out for a few hours and woke up around four in the morning to go to the toilet. I could hear Burbank’s and Lenore’s voices through the wall, and I was jealous even though the rational side of me knows that it was just Burbank trying to rescue my publishing house via Lenore’s dazzling agent skills.

But as I don’t have a rational side in the bathroom at four in the morning after a heavy night of failing to drink a single Irishman under the table, I scribbled something on my bathroom mirror in toothpaste and passed out next to the toilet. I hoped that Burbank would find it in the morning when he came knocking.

It says: Things Milo Notices: Burbank is a dick.
This includes an artistic yet highly inaccurate drawing.

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