They screwed up the rooms at the hotel. I had said three rooms with single beds, but they gave us one room with three single beds. Must be my American accent that caught them up. So, tonight after the signing, we’ll have our own little party back at the room. It shall be grand.
I feel very at home in hotels. I think it’s because I was born in one on the bathroom floor. No time for an ambulance or a midwife. I was delivered by a bellhop. Why did you think my middle name was Hilton?
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Hi, I'm Burbank, Milo H. Tomb's unofficial publicist and best friend. We're on tour this summer, so I'm keeping this blog for Milo (from his point of view) so you all can keep up with what he's doing. If you read this blog, please pass it on to your friends, link us on your website, blog, or facebook. Most importantly, don't forget to leave a comment and join in the discussion! You don't need an account to leave a comment.
Tour
6/8 London 7pm
6/9 London 4pm
6/11 Cardiff 7pm
6/14 Brussels 7pm
6/15 Paris 9pm
6/17 Lyon 1pm
6/18 Monaco 7pm
6/21 Barcelona noon
6/22 Florence 9pm
6/23 Rome 7pm
6/25 Venice 3pm
6/26 Frankfort 7pm
6/29 Dublin 9pm
6/30 Cork 8pm
6/9 London 4pm
6/11 Cardiff 7pm
6/14 Brussels 7pm
6/15 Paris 9pm
6/17 Lyon 1pm
6/18 Monaco 7pm
6/21 Barcelona noon
6/22 Florence 9pm
6/23 Rome 7pm
6/25 Venice 3pm
6/26 Frankfort 7pm
6/29 Dublin 9pm
6/30 Cork 8pm
Dear Burbank,
ReplyDeleteI was born where? You can’t take something like a middle name (which is Milton, by the way—the H is part of the penname) and assemble a back story. Blogs are supposed to be truth, not conjecture.
--Milo
Ah, but what is truth?
ReplyDeleteThers's a rumor that Milo is ANOTHER pen name of Stephen King and this is all made up.
ReplyDeleteDear Tabatha,
ReplyDeleteIn a sense, you're right--a lot of this is made up because Burbank can't keep focused on what's actually happening when he's so much more excited about what he wants to have happened. Stephen King, though? I wish.
--Milo