I’ve never been in jail before. I mean, I guess it’s just a holding cell in the police department, but I was arrested! Me, Milo H. Tomb, horror novelist, put into handcuffs and a squad car. How embarrassing!
Burbank told me to grow up: It’s an initiation into adulthood. Of course, I kept blaming Burbank for our little fiasco because I’m unwilling to take any responsibility for the crime. Even if it had been his fault, I should be thanking him, I know in my heart of hearts, because this tour is the first time I’ve really lived, and it’s all thanks to my suave and savvy neighbor-stroke-publicist.
6/17/10
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