I just bought a chair. I must be getting old. Young people don’t buy things like chairs. Chairs are things that are already there and if they’re not, you tend not to notice because you’ve got plenty of cushions and boxes to sit on. But I saw this truly blinding chair in a shop window and I said I needed to have that chair, so I went in and bought it and had them ship it to my apartment in New York. It will probably be there when I get back from this trip. Burbank can come over whenever he wants to sit in it.
Dear Burbank,
ReplyDeleteLook, I have wings in this chair! How could this possibly be considered an old fart’s purchase?
--Milo