Okay, I admit it! I lied. There are no aliens. Never were any aliens. A lot of the tour was true, but I made that bit up. Happy now? I’m sorry! Just come back to the hotel, Milo. We’ve missed our flight home to America. I just want to go back to New York and have things be like they used to be. I’ll stop exaggerating on the blog. I’ll stop writing on the blog if you’ll just come back. Please.